How Not to Write a Product Review Post

A how-to guide for the used car salesmen of the internet

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Hey there, big guy. Yeah, you. I bet you’re here to learn how not to write a product review, amirite?

I know that because why the heck else would you be reading this article? But it kinda seemed like I was reading your mind there for a moment, didn’t it? Yeah, I know.